初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ) [初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話]

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1、初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ) 初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話 民間笑話小說(shuō)像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞感人民在長(zhǎng)久的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和和自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。XX整理了初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一Dad，will you help me with my homework?“父親，你能夠幫我做作業(yè)嗎?Im sorry,replied the father. It wouldnt be right.“對(duì)不起，”父親答道:“幫你做不對(duì)。”Well,said the boy，at least you could try.”“可是，”孩子說(shuō)，“你最少能夠試試?！背踔幸荒?/p>

2、級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二This house,said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you Im honest,Im going to tell you about the disadvantagesthere is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.“這座房子，”房產(chǎn)商說(shuō)道:“現(xiàn)有優(yōu)點(diǎn)，也有缺點(diǎn)。為了證實(shí)我的坦誠(chéng)，我想告訴您它的缺點(diǎn)在南邊一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有個(gè)化工廠，在北

3、邊一個(gè)街區(qū)的地方有個(gè)屠宰廠。” What are the advantages?inquired the prospective buyer.“那么它的優(yōu)點(diǎn)是什么呢?買主問(wèn)。The good thing about it，said the agent，is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.“這好處嗎?房產(chǎn)商說(shuō):“是你隨時(shí)能夠測(cè)定風(fēng)向。”初中一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of pr

4、oblems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”博物館館長(zhǎng)助理找到館長(zhǎng)反應(yīng)了一個(gè)問(wèn)題:“先生，木乃伊現(xiàn)已受潮開(kāi)始發(fā)霉了，但在迷宮中展覽的小白鼠的皮膚變得越來(lái)越干澡?！盩he head, curator thought a minute，then advised, Put your mummy where your mouse is.”館長(zhǎng)聽(tīng)后，想了一會(huì)兒，說(shuō):“把木乃伊放到白鼠那兒去吧?！背踔幸荒昙?jí)英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，says Jay Leno. Know what that means? Were going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”白宮方面提議同俄國(guó)共同建立一個(gè)新的空間站，杰李諾說(shuō):“你們知道這是個(gè)什么概念嗎?我們將建立的太空站，光廁所就得花3000萬(wàn)美元，但不提供手紙?！?/p>